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Kassandra Smith

Senior Editor • Backyard Chicken Coops

Last Updated: 11 March 2014

Young girl laughing with baby chicken

What kind of car does a hen drive?

A Mini-cooper!

Why did the chicken flock order 1 vanilla milkshake?

Because they like to share the straw!

Why was the hen interviewed?

Because she was an egg-spert!

How did the hen get into college?

She had egg-cellent grades!

Why did the rooster crow at midnight?

He couldn’t sleep!

Why is the chicken’s coop always so clean?

The hens LOVE to dust every day!

How did the chickens win the lottery?

They’re just C-lucky, I guess!

What did the chicken say to the ghost?

C O O!

How did the rooster cross the river?

In his crow boat!

What is a chicken’s favorite café?

The Chook Nook!